{"product_id":"calamity-kalman","title":"Calamity Kalman","description":"\u003cp\u003eHave you ever eaten so many taffies at once that your jaw got stuck and had to be pried open with your father’s tools?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave you ever been chased by police officers who thought you’re a criminal?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYep, I have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBUT DON’T JUDGE ME YET.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave you ever saved a giraffe at the zoo?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave you ever saved someone’s hearing?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDone that too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’m Calamity Kalman, Cal-Kal for short. I make messes. But I clean them up. Often by accident. If you ask me my opinion, I’m a pretty good kid. But my pen just burst and ink got all over my pants, so I have to go. Speak to you soon… inside this book!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove, Cal-Kal\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Feldheim","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45276684124356,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/2886\/6244\/files\/3B743773-B139-4EF0-9CE1-E18879481044.jpg?v=1760996195","url":"https:\/\/kingston-judaica.myshopify.com\/products\/calamity-kalman","provider":"Kingston Judaica","version":"1.0","type":"link"}