{"product_id":"the-rhode-not-taken","title":"The Rhode Not Taken","description":"\u003cp\u003eChaim tends to get a bit carried away sometimes. I, on the other hand, am hoping that if I don’t pay attention to the move, it’ll just go away. Kind of like teeth… If you ignore them, they’ll go away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot that I know from personal experience. I wonder if they have proper dentists in Dirtsville. Am I going to have to come back every time I need to see one? I heard that doctors there don’t have hours on weekends. As if I can schedule when my kids get sick.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e***\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRocky Rhodes is back! When she, her husband Chaim, and their brood,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ekein ayin hara\u003c\/em\u003e, move to Yehupitz, Delaware, Rocky is devastated. Living in Brooklyn was a\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003emechayeh\u003c\/em\u003e, with her thriving\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esheitel macher\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ebusiness, close friends, and oh-so-convenient takeout. Now her parents insist on visiting (“It’s time for us to sit back and shep a little\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003enachas\u003c\/em\u003e”), and her mother expects her to host a crowded\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eyarchei kallah\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— complete with a kiddie carnival and a shechitah demo — and run Bnos Eidel Meidel, a new high school. When did Rocky sign up for this?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn this hilarious sequel to the wildly popular Rocky Rhodes, join Rocky as she leaves her comfort zone and travels down roads not taken.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Menucha Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42702649327812,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/2886\/6244\/files\/E6EB3E26-E0C2-4C21-BCB0-4812698175D8.webp?v=1760375856","url":"https:\/\/kingston-judaica.myshopify.com\/products\/the-rhode-not-taken","provider":"Kingston Judaica","version":"1.0","type":"link"}